@GaryJanetti: Before you tell me anything about your kid you should know I'm going to mentally leave my body.
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@markleggett: 1- Buy a big padlock. 2- Throw the key into the ocean. 3- Find a stranger with stretched-out earlobes. 4- Attach padlock to earlobe. 5- Run.
@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?" "Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."
@ventivodkacran: When someone yells "STOP!" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen.