@Mr_Kapowski: *begins massaging shampoo into her hair*
*purposely gives her a wet willy*
Her: Hey! I’m gonna get you fired from this salon!
Me: *whispers in her ear* Good luck. I don’t work here
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@huntigula: if I accidentally respond "you too" after a fast-food clerk tells me to enjoy my meal, I shove some fries in their mouth so it isn't awkward
@HeyZeus666: I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
@Afghan_Kushh: I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza
@DougBenson: That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive
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