@WotDLuck: Behind every successful woman is a Man who let her down.
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@RoosterMustache: Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn't change Her: yeah... anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window
@lalenguafuerte: Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I doubt her ancestors felt the same way...
@rolldiggity: Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn't make a funny, cat-shaped hole. Not even close.