@murrman5: "Behold, a 3 headed cat" "um, its just 3 cats taped together" "Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."
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@rynchantress: Computer: Hey can I restart for updates? Me: No, I'm busy. Computer: Hey it's tomorrow can I restart for updates? Me: No (A week of this later) Computer: Hey can I restart for updates? Me: FINE JUST RESTART HURRY UP Computer: Haha jk I haven't downloaded them yet :D
@SonOfCha: I saw a commercial on Animal Planet where animals were talking & that's all well & good but they totally got the giraffe's accent wrong.
@Cheeseboy22: A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."