@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
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@Halbeerz: After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies
@JElvisWeinstein: I know my computer doesn't have a virus because I've never had an 8-bit skull and crossbones pop up onscreen laughing.
@lillydancyger: Often when a man says something gross to me on the street I’m too stunned to say more than “ew.” But just now a guy goes “what d’you taste like, girl?” And I somehow managed to respond, almost automatically: “The blood of my enemies.”