@wife_housy: Being a mom means being the first one up in the morning, the last one to bed at night, and the only one drinking during church.
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@WheelTod: I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress.
@SondraDeeMe: I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound.