@wife_housy: Being a mom means being the first one up in the morning, the last one to bed at night, and the only one drinking during church.
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@jabba_jabba_jaw: Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go? God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that.