@daddydoubts: Being a parent isn’t just a job it’s a way of life. Like coal mining, or deep sea fishing, or ice road trucking....really any job that’s actively trying to kill you.
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@EliTerry: Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy.
@cdncyn: I got thrown out of the zoo today.... apparently you're not allowed to feed the ducks..... to the alligators........
@TheHyyyype: angel: so what are plants gonna eat, since they can't move to find food? god: *blows massive line* they'll eat the sun