@Priscilla_YEAH: Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than "he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand".
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@Piecezilla: My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule.
@kimtopher22: I hope my friends don't notice that I'm taking the guest bath shower head home with me.
@jeffreyvanclea1: if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat