@paperphotoyo: Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house.
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@mamabirddiaries: A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
@hell_homer: words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you.
@RdrJay47: I'm sorry I hosed off your toddler as he walked by my house but I can't afford to get sick right now.