@TheMichaelRock: Being a parent to a teenager is basically like being an unpaid, under appreciated Uber driver.
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@EndhooS: "But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..." Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* "I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"
@RandomAntics: as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.
@DrThanatos: The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, and the Lion didn't have the courage. So Dorothy remained a virgin.
@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.