@TheMichaelRock: Being a parent to a teenager is basically like being an unpaid, under appreciated Uber driver.
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@Six_Pack_Mom: Me, to 11 y.o: "You need to apologize to your sister for calling her stupid." 11: "Okkk... I'm sor- wait. Which sister?"
@GrowlyGrego: I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them.
@shkeeber: You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra
@animaldrumss: Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers