@WheelTod: [business meeting at restaurant]
"There's more than one way to skin a cat"
[Family of cats at next table]
*mom cat puts paw on cat dad's arm
@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.
@FaisalAdam_: Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique.
@DothTheDoth: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
@jergarl: ALL OF THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING THIS IS THE BEST ACID EVER LOL
-Dr. Dolittle
COMMENTS