@Xoolun: Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.
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@rickolantern: Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you'll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts.
@mstluvstrinkets: Is it against the law for postal workers to smile or was it my audacity to mail something?
@radtoria: I accidentally answered my phone & panicked when I heard someone say "hello?" so I just did the best I could & made the fax machine noise.
@Underchilde: They don’t make microwaves the size of refrigerators because they know if you were high you’d try nuking your friends.