@DillDoes: Being a worm must great. Its like "wow that dirt was great I hope there's more" and there always is
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@Sassafrantz: Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always "KILL" or "MURDER" or "YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"
@aimlessamers: Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right.
@3sunzzz: My husband and I make a good team. I'm about to start cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and he's taking the batteries out of the smoke detectors.
@Writepop: "And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want! Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!" - Cat game shows