@thatdutchperson: Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
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@bombsydoll: Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids
@seamussaid: I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: "oh you think BUSH was terrible?"
@BlaineBruce: My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house
@JediGigi: [end of date] Him: I'll text you soon. Her: Cool. I'll just sit here in your car until you do.