@thatdutchperson: Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
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@MrsTomServo: Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body.
@alienated: PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves
@david8hughes: [me narrating a documentary about grasshoppers] And here we see these little liars hopping on sand.
@HouseWithDoors: *playing poker* *my opponent smirks* "All in." he says. *pair of aces* *I smile* *throws down a pair of Olsen twins* "Full House."