@RobinMcCauley: Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
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@AmishPornStar1: I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters
@TheMichaelRock: The worst part about winter is how the ground is hard and crunchy and it makes me constantly crave nachos.
@BarryVonAwesome: Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed.