@RobinMcCauley: Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
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@doktorj: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and being tagged in a super unflattering photo."
@FreudsTwin: I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?
@briangaar: Hi mom, we shot the new Hobbit movie today. I'm orc #56, the one accidentally wearing a watch. The director was really mad.