@CatherineLMK: Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what's going on and you just nod
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@LinajkReturns: If he's hot on your heels, dump him. You do not want a man who looks better in your shoes than you do.
@SortaBad: me: [trying to sound cool] I'm in a punk band cute co-worker: that's cool. What the band's name? me: [looking over desk for ideas] Inbox(29)
@Momtoteens: When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first.
@AimeeHelene1: (telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*