@KevinFarzad: Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.
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@Sheila_Mac420: Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously.
@BoogTweets: Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across.
@jonnysun: *the force awakens* *the dark knight rises* *they make eye with eachother adn realize they were sleepig in the same bed* AHHHHHHHHHHHH
@the_gramble: Can someone who is good with computers help me out? I keep running out of storage space for some reason