@KevinFarzad: Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.
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@StinkyGr33n: Me: "Hey Siri, what color are your panties?" Siri: "Why would I be wearing panties?" Me: "Oh, you're such a naughty girl, Siri."