@DelanieFischer: Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work.
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@causticbob: Wife: Hi, did you eat? Me: Did you eat? Wife: Are you copying me? Me: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you! Me: Yes, I already ate
@Jake_Vig: Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity.
@Brianhopecomedy: The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is.
@SteveKoehler22: Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise