@dhilliard74: Being eaten by zombies sounds less painful than running away from zombies.
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@SonOfCha: Guy on SportsCenter just said Tiger Woods is "swinging a mean stick", so look out, ladies. He's back.
@karencheee: Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day
@hasht4g: What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?