@dhilliard74: Being eaten by zombies sounds less painful than running away from zombies.
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@carlyken: [airport security] *BEEP* Ma'am, step through again *BEEP* Nice try pal, I'm not removing my Slayer shirt Ma'am, please it's too much metal
@RandiLawson: For english press ONE. Para espanol el primo numero DOS. If you like totes can't even right now, obvs press THREE.
@SodomyClown: I don't know what it means to "find your better half" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot.
@emilymaej: I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid.