@BrettDruck: Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.
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@Monathais: Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!
@huntigula: Dove: ..then he called me a fat pigeon! [sobs] Prince: "There there, cry it out" [starts recording] Um, you are a therapist, right? "Sure"
@WritingWilkie: The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher "mom" during sex.