@BrettDruck: Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.
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@MrsFancyPants77: Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation.
@ohpegah: ME: On the one hand, I have this weird rash. And on the other hand DATE: ?? ME: It's on both hands, I should probably see a doctor
@sweetandweak: You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.