@BrettDruck: Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.
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@Coops_Bradley: I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous.
@sarcastictroler: Best Friend: Best day of my life was the day I got married. Wbu? Me: *Recalling when I got free Pizza from Pizza Hut* Yes My Wedding Day
@Sassafrantz: Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!