@virtualhippie: Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.
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@NikiWithIssues: He's taking you for granted? Act differently. Do something spontaneous. Spice things up. Sleep with his friend.
@JohnFDaley: There must've been a good reason Zimmerman pulled a gun on his wife. Like, maybe she was walking down the street, minding her own business.
@ThaJawn: Dad: This note from your calligraphy teacher is very concerning... and stunningly beautiful
@SortaBad: If you don't want to be there today, just say "I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"