@HeyZeus666: Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas.
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@awkwardphilippe: ME[David Attenborough voice] Starting with the outer layers he'll devour the entire carcass HER: are you narrating yourself eating lasagna?
@DirtMcTurd: Any shampoo can be volume control shampoo if you cram the bottle directly into your kids mouth
@lovemydogduck: My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there.