@HeyZeus666: Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas.
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@robfee: The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi.
@close_c: You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
@SamuelHLowe: - I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!
@GuttaLikeNoOtha: My son: Mommy I can't wait to grow up and be a man. Me: Don't be silly son, you can't do both