@HeyZeus666: Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas.
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@DaHess1: A bunch of religious accounts are following me so I can only assume I'm the subject of a monthly sermon series.
@Go2Slp: How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed
@michaelianblack: Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time.