@walks_on_legs: Being Man, a territorial animal, I assert dominance by sending Facebook Pokes.
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@Kyle_Lippert: Black Friday is the Christian holiday where Jesus rose from the grave at 4am to get in line to purchase a discounted HDTV for his Father.
@robfee: If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts.
@ChrisScarlette: May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*
@LaytesAgain: If she doesn't scream "YES!" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?