@walks_on_legs: Being Man, a territorial animal, I assert dominance by sending Facebook Pokes.
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@KarenLyneButler: When mad at the hubby, I just tweet about it. I don't sleep with a waitress that looks just like him. I'm talking to you David Arquette.
@Douchekevin: I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being.
@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.
@Genevieve0404: "Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest." Britney Spears whispers, "Amateur."