@DONTJIMMYMEJULZ: Being nice is exhausting, which is why evil people have so much energy.
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@SethMacFarlane: I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending.
@MollySneed: Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away.
@NicestHippo: [serial killers talking] Anyway I stood there for like 10 minutes, but she never wiped the steam off the bathroom mirror so I just left