@DONTJIMMYMEJULZ: Being nice is exhausting, which is why evil people have so much energy.
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@pattymo: Sinbad isn’t just a comedian’s name - it’s also an extremely short summary of The Bible
@tastefactory: There's a spider that's been in the same place on my living room wall for an hour so he's essentially also watching Shrek.
@ClichedOut: *opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?