@buckweiser13: Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice.
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@leathershirts: the iPhone 8 won't even come with headphones you'll have to imagine you're listening to music
@Wuttercuerk: If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?
@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.