@Doublelife64: Me to 4 yr old niece:
your shoes are on the wrong feet
Niece looks down and says:
I don't have any other feet
Outsmarted again.
@CopernicusG: Every so often I remember the gut-wrenching disappointment of 11th grade English when I read enough of The Great Gatsby to find out he was just some thirsty dork instead of a magician
@envydatropic: Always end a conversation with "gotta run" so people think you're into fitness
@iGreenMonk: TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
@BackrowSeats: Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people.
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