@MoarCaffeine: Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left.
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@canadasandra: When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
@sug_knight: In hell u have to go hot tubbing with all the people who show up in the "people you may know" section of facebook
@ericsshadow: The fireworks have been over for hours but Rex is still barking, which is weird because he's 12 years old and not a dog. Weird little kid.