@canadasandra: When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.

@sug_knight: In hell u have to go hot tubbing with all the people who show up in the "people you may know" section of facebook

@ericsshadow: The fireworks have been over for hours but Rex is still barking, which is weird because he's 12 years old and not a dog. Weird little kid.

@LurkAtHomeMom: My kids just introduced themselves as "Let's Go" and "We're Late"

@chubbbypanda: Been throwing away this piece of tape for the last 17 hours