@MoarCaffeine: Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left.
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@Doublelife64: Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again.
@CopernicusG: Every so often I remember the gut-wrenching disappointment of 11th grade English when I read enough of The Great Gatsby to find out he was just some thirsty dork instead of a magician
@iGreenMonk: TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.