@TuffyNyC: Being popular on Facebook is like being the smartest kid in summer school.
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@_ElvishPresley_: [Horsemen tryouts] APOCALYPSE: I like u guys but I only need 4 *Death, War, Famine, Conquest & Steve look at each other* STEVE: dang it
@PJTLynch: Alfred: About your girlfriend Catwoman... Batman: Yes, she's a thief, but- A: No, she pooped on the rug again. Right next to the litter box!