@Sassafrantz: Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say "wrong hole"
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@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
@tmckenna1: "Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season
@iwearaonesie: wife: YOU changed the sheets?! [flashback to me eating nachos in bed after she told me not to and getting cheese everywhere] me: Surprise!