@mdob11: [being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family
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@BoogTweets: Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across.
@GoldenSpirals: The greatest trick the devil ever played was offering a buy one get one free sale one day after you already purchased two at regular price.
@Just_Beachy72: I’m at the age I need all the beauty sleep I can get. So naturally I’m not able to sleep.