@mdob11: [being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family
@Phook75: "Are you cold?"
*People who are cold*
@Sanbel11: Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?
@Adyaces: Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand.
@VodkaThursday: Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to "If you're happy & u know it" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel
@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?