@mdob11: [being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family
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@iGreenMonk: Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
@punmagnate: What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare
@daemonic3: "Is this your resume?" Yes "It just says you used to leave shit at your friends' doors, ring the bell & run away?" Yes "Welcome to UPS!"
@iwearpajamas: I've been working on a new type of martial arts that involves the taking of money from Hispanics. TakeJuan'sdough.