@mdob11: [being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family
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@riscfuture: Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediaconsultant.”
@upsidedowntrash: I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]
@Bandersnaaatch: Mommy, I wrote some notes down in my diarrhea. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary.