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@ChrisScarlette: [being robbed]

Me: careful.. I'm ARMED

*whips out bible

Robber: lol

*pulls gun out of bible

R: oh

*pulls smaller bible out of gun

[being robbed]

Me: careful.. I’m ARMED

*whips out bible

Robber: lol

*pulls gun out of bible

R: oh 

*pulls smaller bible out of gun

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