@Free_the_DJ: Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example.
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@LizzieEMB: Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*
@scriptdave: Biden: I wanna join the protest. Obama: Joe, we've been over this. Biden: But they're-- Obama: How about some ice cream? . . . Biden: Okay.
@ewfeez: [spelling bee] Your word is "coincide" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of "coincide"
@Laser_Cat: [wife answering phone] Gary, it's 3am! Where are you? "I don't have time for questions, but if you ever wanted a peacock tell me now!"