@Free_the_DJ: Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example.
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@juliussharpe: After watching "Breaking Bad" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I'd rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician.
@Underchilde: You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you.
@Kyle_Lippert: A college girl sends a text to her BF who doesn't respond "Could this night get any worse?" unaware that an alien fleet approaches earth