@AnkCoupleTO: [being stared at by a bunch of guys as I bathe in an airport washroom] can someone get my back please?
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@LePetitOiseau_L: It's like my cat doesn't even appreciate it when I take the time to rake his litter box like a Zen Garden.
@JillianKarger: I just meowed at a cat and from the way it looked back at me I am 90% sure I said something really offensive
@lazerdoov: 1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood 2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures 3. Get all the cats