@OhNoSheTwitnt: "Ben Carson makes stuff up" said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner.
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@davedittell: *takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune
@mrtimlong: Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed.
@ChrisTrauma: "how would you like your steak prepared?" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun