@crushingbort: Ben Carson's book includes a story about single-handedly halting a bear attack during a school camping trip
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@CornOnTheGoblin: The lead singer of Chumbawamba died earlier today. During his autopsy his body got knocked down...and that's when things got interesting.
@DepressedDarth: All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots.
@kirkdiedrich: The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway.
@AGreaterMonster: When I was ten I played Secret Agent with my little brother. Turns out toddlers do not make good grappling hooks.