@crushingbort: Ben Carson's book includes a story about single-handedly halting a bear attack during a school camping trip
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@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
@Sheginger: My healthy friend invites me to dinner Me: But you said pasta. Her: The zucchini IS the pasta. Isn't that cool? Me: Yep. More wine please.
@AlexvanBeek: Don't bore a girl by saying she's beautiful, like every other shallow creep Grab her interest by saving her from a staged hostage situation