@poutinesmoothie: *bends over to pick a four leaf clover but gets struck by a falling ACME safe before doing so*
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@brianbowman73: I once tried to the Dirty Dancing lift with my cat but it turns out Mr. Mittens isn't very strong.
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
@MikeBigby: u guys do know that when u say "frig" we ALL know what you mean? At this point u might as well just say "frog pig" its not even that bad