@poutinesmoothie: *bends over to pick a four leaf clover but gets struck by a falling ACME safe before doing so*
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@GrantTanaka: [accidentally brings blow dryer instead of gun to bank robbery] teller: WHAT me: I SAID GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY teller: WHAT me: THE MONEY teller: GOD IT'S HOT IN HERE
@somelightcrying: I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start.
@wickedsuga: I won't block you, but I will put a curse on you that you'll never be able to finish a sneeze ever again for the rest of your life.