@SeanInCypress: Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat.
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@LizHackett: "What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?" -- inventor of Autocorrect
@Aspersioncast: I hate when I forget to shave then people assume I'm a hippy and start talking about recycling.