@SeanInCypress: Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat.
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@thetits: FRIEND: OMG I'm so glad to get away from my kids for a bit ME: haha yeah I don't think I'll ever have kids FRIEND: no it's the best
@AndyAsAdjective: Wear green for St Patty's Day! You don't wanna get punched! -You mean pinched [flashback to the 6 people I punched earlier] It's pinched?
@TheTweetOfGod: The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing.