@SeanInCypress: Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat.
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@BackrowSeats: Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.
@BooFricketyHoo: Dried up sea monkeys taste nothing like chicken. Related: Never ever put your kids seamonkey packets near your cup o'noodles packets. Ever.
@AristotlesNZ: Him: "What kinda chameleon do you have?" Me: Karma "Karma?" Karma "Karma.." Karma chameleon "How long you had him?" He comes & goes..