@TheToddWilliams: Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch.
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@Reverend_Scott: [1692 Salem] "BURN THE WITCH" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH "No, Frank, at the stake" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that.
@Zhanny001: @funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
@Social_Mime: Cop - Have you been drinking? Me - No, just taking my photo with R2D2 here. Cop - Sir that's a fire hydrant.
@chrisdelia: Hey girls, you are not a "mommy" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon.