@TheToddWilliams: Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch.
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@zachreinert03: I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something
@vikkaroni: I'll bet Timmy would never have fallen down that well if his parents would've coughed up the money for a HUMAN instead of a dog babysitter.