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@dafloydsta: Benefits of dating me:
1. You're the smart one
@MrJohnNorris: WHEN I SEE ALL CAPS I READ LIKE THE PERSON IS TALKING RIGHT BY A JET ENGINE, TELLING A CIA AGENT THAT HIS PLAN WON'T WORK...IT'S TOO RISKY
@kenna_bo__benna: PSA: don't write papers hammered and then turn them in like me🙃
@JimmerThatisAll: Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?
@whereami18: I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them
@SteveSuckington: "I'll take movies for $500 Alex"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"