@jeffreyvanclea1: best sunscreen ever... Xbox 360
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@Merman_Melville: Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it
@SteveSuckington: It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours.
@priya_ebooks: currently texting 'Happy Father's Day' to all the men in my phone to freak them out
@shawnspree: Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?