@_youhadonejob1: Best warning sign ever.
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@JRehling: God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.
@KeetPotato: [my 1st flight as co-pilot] me: [breaks 30 minute awkward silence] "so what do you do?" pilot: "i fly the plane keith"
@OBiiieeee: I almost hit a deer tonight. But then he took back what he said about my mom and we hugged it out. Back to having zero haters, feels good.
@Kyle_Lippert: [A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married