@clindsaysway: Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine.
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@lazerdoov: Pretty lame how horses and dogs don't capitalize on their ability to wear 2 pairs of jean shorts at once
@NicestHippo: [doctor gets job as 911 operator] "What's your emergency?" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE "Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"
@3sunzzz: The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.