@clindsaysway: Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine.
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@RidiculousSheri: I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget.
@SimplyNamedTron: One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car
@MandyUncle: If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
@brandonIee: I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money… I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too.