@DannyZuker: Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class.
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@KevinFarzad: Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits.
@TheDreamGhoul: "you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!" "it's just not working out" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*
@NotthatAdamWest: Not sure what my dog thinks I do all day, but based on her excitement when I get home she apparently lives in constant fear I'll be murdered