@DannyZuker: Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: I've matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff
@PetrickSara: [Married Pillow Talk] Husband: Tell me what you want.. Me: I want you to take our kid to soccer practice tomorrow.
@asimplesean: I approach. "Girl are you a couch? Cuz I'm gonna try & fail to pick you up." She laughs. "I'm Jen." My training hasn't prepared me for this.