@DannyZuker: Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class.
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@AnkCoupleTO: [5 hours into assembling a new bed for my kid] you'll get used to sleeping on the floor in no time at all
@Snarfernini: A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter.
@thenoahkinsey: *forgets Netflix password* *sends email reset* *forgets email password* *sends reset to backup* 20 resets later: *opens 2nd Netflix account*
@WheelTod: Dating tip for ladies: some guys will be scared off if you don't wait until the third date before asking him to murder your husband.