@TheRobCee: Better "copulate" than "copunever."
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@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account
@rickkondell: If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher.
@TheHatStore: [Leaving office] BOSS: I'm gonna work on my car this weekend ME: Wow *shakes head* you really should consider getting a desk
@chrischromak: trump: u gave hillary 3 scoops of ice cream & i only got 2 icecream guy: u ate the first scoop already trump: ive never eaten ice cream ever