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@TheRobCee: Better "copulate" than "copunever."
@mrjohntofu: I'm not sure why banks tie down pens that don't work.
@xosm: Technology: the world is at your fingertips, you can accomplish anything!
@ventivodkacran: I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too.
@awildhope: On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss "Shhh, you want them to hear you?"
@MikeDrucker: You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!