@Love_bug1016: "Better safe than sorry," I tell myself as I send the 27th text telling him my feelings.
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@inanimatecorpse: I'll write a song about you! What's your name? Horse: Agamemnon Agana.. Anga... ang.. 🎵I went through the desert on a horse with no name
@PunLovinLad: The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died His family are taking it really hard
@murrman5: [calling work after accidentally tapping the switch that adjusts the driver’s seat] yeah im gonna be a few hours late