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@DamnitJosh: "Better to be pissed off than pissed on!"

Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I'm not angry or covered in piss.

“Better to be pissed off than pissed on!”

Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I’m not angry or covered in piss.

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