@kelkulus: Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now.
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@kimlockhartga: Brit friend: Ugh. Brexit is a disaster. How are things over there? Me: We"re in a ketchup war with Canada.
@baronvonbike: Do you think police always say “Do you know why I pulled you over?” on the off chance that you’ll admit to some high crime? “Shit... Was it the treason?”