@kelkulus: Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now.
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@KateWhineHall: 7yo: You count to 20 and I'll hide. Me: Ok. [Starts counting.] [Goes downstairs to drink coffee and eat cookies.]
@lipstck_junkie: My 6 y/o told me the medicine cabinet was our most important cabinet. Outwardly I agreed but inwardly: "no son, the liquor cabinet is".
@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines