@carlyken: Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence.
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@eddiepepitone: I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen.
@elizabeth_fels: PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!
@QuintinForbes: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as nice as this time last year.