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@Petote: BF went to text me "almost there"
It came out "almost dead"
So hungover, I wrote back "thank god"
And now he arrived and things are awkward

BF went to text me “almost there”
It came out “almost dead”
So hungover, I wrote back “thank god”
And now he arrived and things are awkward

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