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@roostermustache: Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here

Obama: joe im on the phone

Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to

Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets hereObama: joe im on the phoneBiden:*mutt…

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