@hansmollman: Biden: How do I throw everyone off the White House Netflix account? I'll be damned if Trump is gonna mess up my suggested list
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@BlindChow: Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*
@howe007: If Russia prepares for war the way it prepares for the Olympics then we have nothing to worry about.
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
@vanluvz1: I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early.