@hansmollman: Biden: How do I throw everyone off the White House Netflix account? I'll be damned if Trump is gonna mess up my suggested list
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@Brampersandon_: FIANCÉ: where should we go on our honeymoon ME (after hearing there's a charizard hidden at mt rushmore): how do you feel about south dakota
@3sunzzz: You smell wonderful. Can I ask what you're wearing? Sure, it's the perfume sample on page 49 in April's Cosmo.
@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.