@MomOnFire: Big Foot rental costumes are surprisingly realistic and terrifying at 4am around the bonfire at the party I wasn't invited to.
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@psybermonkey: King's men: sorry your highness...we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again King (drunk af): let the horses try
@causticbob: I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead.